The Fat Badger’s Blog

Keep up with the Badger’s latest ramblings…

So, dry January. Who even invented that?

18th January 2019

“Apart from a select few n*bheads who aren’t welcome to return this year after our January clearance” …  January 18th, 2019   Well the dust has finally settled after the

What a beast that thing is turning into.

27th November 2018

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, not complaining at all.” …  November 27th, 2018   Well then my lovelies – I won’t bother asking how you all are, I

Hang on – did I say award-winning beer garden?

8th October 2018

“They notice lovely flowers and lovely gardens that look lovely” …  October 8th, 2018   What-ho bloggy readers!!   Finally I’ve got a moment to sit down and put claw

Brilliant idea right up until some scoundrels and scallywags thought it would be fun to nick the thing overnight.

13th August 2018

“I’m a little restricted to what information I can give at this stage of the investigation” …  August 13th, 2018 Right my wonderful little Badgers, we need to move quickly

“Did Ron Weasley pay his tab last night?”

13th July 2018

“No, Tara from Game of Thrones paid it for him” …  July 13th, 2018 Well a lot has happened since I last got chance to put claw to laptop you

I just fired the ugly ones and replaced them with some hotties.

18th May 2018

“It’s like the Riviera in our beer garden.” …  May 18th, 2018 Have you been OK without me my lovelies? So sorry there’s been a little gap in between blogs,

Don’t like to bring the mood down to finish, but I won’t lie that we’re a little grumpy here.

1st April 2018

“Harrogate welcomes SCRAN” …  April 1st, 2018 Happy Easter one and all! Just managed to find the time to write you a cheeky little blog in between looking for Mrs

Just imagine someone in a tweed gilet hoovering a patio in driving rain with a glass of Sauvignon in hand

20th February 2018

“More Nutella Mrs Badger?” …  February 20th, 2018 Well my lovely bloggees, I couldn’t leave it any longer without sharing the old Badger gossip with you all, so here I

Chef’s only gone and written a new menu

2nd February 2018

Well apart from a couple of close calls when aeroplanes have seen Jaks’ new light display and tried to land …  February 2nd, 2018 What-ho my lovely little poppets! Mr

We’ve got news

13th January 2018

Well I’m fed up waiting for Olga to join me for a drink…  January 13th, 2018 She’s probably washing her hair. I’ll take the opportunity instead to pour myself a large